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Shane Doan
Barbie4Yotes -Walks on ice water
Carl "Beta" Pavlock - Leader
Brendan Porter - Ubermensch
Carl "Alpha" Putnam - Loyal
Ben Shroyer - The nicest guy in sports
Jobing.com Arena
Barbie - Future Home of Glendale's largest Flea Market?
Beta - Expensive Beer
B.P. - Far
Alpha - Not a bad seat in the house
B.S. - Best sports facility in AZ
Chad Johnson
Barbie - Comedy goldmine
Beta - Good potential backup
B.P. - Immaturity
Alpha - Next year's backup netminder?
B.S. - A solid backup goaltender
L.A. Kings
Barbie - Refs on the payroll
Beta - Sacramento logo last year
B.P. - Evil Empire
Alpha - Valerie's team
B.S. - Clever Twitter?
Teppo Numminen
Barbie - Coyote/Jet legend
Beta - Ring of honor
B.P. - #TeemuForever
Alpha - Extremely underrated
B.S. - The Captain's captain
Paul Kariya
Barbie - Forefront of the concussion discussion
Beta - eh/
B.P. - Who?
Alpha - Game 6 OT dagger
B.S. - Indifference
Brett Hull
Barbie - The Golden Brett
Beta - SNES hockey
B.P. - No Goal
Alpha - Pretty one timers
B.S. - DAT CREASE
Jerry Moyes
Barbie - Thanks for nuthin
Beta - Moron
B.P. - Fail (NSFW answer: Douchebag)
Alpha - "Swift" bankruptcy
B.S. - Where do I begin, this guy is the biggest piece of.... well it looks like I'm out of time.
Dustin Brown
Barbie - Cheap shot artist (and that's after I cleaned up my original thoughts)
Beta - Defeated by water bottles
B.P. - Flop
Alpha - Annoying in multiple ways
B.S. - Wow where to start, this guy is the second biggest piece of.... and again I'm out of time.
Wayne Gretzky
Barbie - World's greatest-daughter maker
Beta - Hot daughter
B.P. - Severance
Alpha - Great player, Bad manager
B.S. - Super Fan #99
Mike Barnett
Barbie - Former Agent to the stars
B.P. - Ugh
Alpha - In over his head
B.S. - Who?
Don Maloney
Barbie - Hot son
Beta - Genius
B.P. - Merlin
Alpha - Magician
B.S. - IN GMDM WE TRUST
Dave Tippett
Barbie - Mr. Happy
Beta - The Best
B.P. - Ironclad
Alpha - Calm through the storm
B.S. - Miracle Worker
Boyd Gordon
Barbie - Puck magnet
Beta - Hard worker
B.P. - Ouch
Alpha - Adamantium
B.S. - #BeastMode
Oliver Ekman-Larsson
Barbie - 120 pounds of fight
Beta - The Future
B.P. - Swedish Beat
Alpha - Future resident at 30 Yonge Street
B.S. - Norris
City of Glendale
Barbie - Inept
Beta - Incompetent
B.P. - Circus Act
Alpha - Where I go to watch NHL hockey.
B.S. - In too deep
Dallas Drake
Barbie - Who?
B.P. - Oldtimer
Alpha - The toothless smile
B.S. - Dead to me
Derian Hatcher
Barbie - Gave JR the protein shake weight loss plan
B.P. - Jawbreaker
Alpha - Where I go to watch NHL hockey.
B.S. - Hockey hair
Barbie - Russian sweatpants (it's a long story)
Beta - Meh
B.P. - Catfish
Alpha - Coyotes East
B.S. - A model for success in a non-traditional market
Barbie - Future Cup winners
Beta - Meh
B.P. - Meh
Alpha - The Devils Incarnate
B.S. - This
Bobby Smith
Barbie - Google search, please
B.P. - Before My Time
Alpha - Hockey nose
George Gosbee
Barbie - Last Hope
Beta - Hope?
B.P. - Savior
Alpha - Savior?
B.S. - The future
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