The Coyotes Word Association Game

Shane Doan

Barbie4Yotes -Walks on ice water

Carl "Beta" Pavlock - Leader

Brendan Porter - Ubermensch

Carl "Alpha" Putnam - Loyal

Ben Shroyer - The nicest guy in sports

Jobing.com Arena

Barbie - Future Home of Glendale's largest Flea Market?

Beta - Expensive Beer

B.P. - Far

Alpha - Not a bad seat in the house

B.S. - Best sports facility in AZ

Chad Johnson

Barbie - Comedy goldmine

Beta - Good potential backup

B.P. - Immaturity

Alpha - Next year's backup netminder?

B.S. - A solid backup goaltender

L.A. Kings

Barbie - Refs on the payroll

Beta - Sacramento logo last year

B.P. - Evil Empire

Alpha - Valerie's team

B.S. - Clever Twitter?

Teppo Numminen

Barbie - Coyote/Jet legend

Beta - Ring of honor

B.P. - #TeemuForever

Alpha - Extremely underrated

B.S. - The Captain's captain

Paul Kariya

Barbie - Forefront of the concussion discussion

Beta - eh/

B.P. - Who?

Alpha - Game 6 OT dagger

B.S. - Indifference

Brett Hull

Barbie - The Golden Brett

Beta - SNES hockey

B.P. - No Goal

Alpha - Pretty one timers

B.S. - DAT CREASE

Jerry Moyes

Barbie - Thanks for nuthin

Beta - Moron

B.P. - Fail (NSFW answer: Douchebag)

Alpha - "Swift" bankruptcy

B.S. - Where do I begin, this guy is the biggest piece of.... well it looks like I'm out of time.

Dustin Brown

Barbie - Cheap shot artist (and that's after I cleaned up my original thoughts)

Beta - Defeated by water bottles

B.P. - Flop

Alpha - Annoying in multiple ways

B.S. - Wow where to start, this guy is the second biggest piece of.... and again I'm out of time.

Wayne Gretzky

Barbie - World's greatest-daughter maker

Beta - Hot daughter

B.P. - Severance

Alpha - Great player, Bad manager

B.S. - Super Fan #99

Mike Barnett

Barbie - Former Agent to the stars

B.P. - Ugh

Alpha - In over his head

B.S. - Who?

Don Maloney

Barbie - Hot son

Beta - Genius

B.P. - Merlin

Alpha - Magician

B.S. - IN GMDM WE TRUST

Dave Tippett

Barbie - Mr. Happy

Beta - The Best

B.P. - Ironclad

Alpha - Calm through the storm

B.S. - Miracle Worker

Boyd Gordon

Barbie - Puck magnet

Beta - Hard worker

B.P. - Ouch

Alpha - Adamantium

B.S. - #BeastMode

Oliver Ekman-Larsson

Barbie - 120 pounds of fight

Beta - The Future

B.P. - Swedish Beat

Alpha - Future resident at 30 Yonge Street

B.S. - Norris

City of Glendale

Barbie - Inept

Beta - Incompetent

B.P. - Circus Act

Alpha - Where I go to watch NHL hockey.

B.S. - In too deep

Dallas Drake

Barbie - Who?

B.P. - Oldtimer

Alpha - The toothless smile

B.S. - Dead to me

Derian Hatcher

Barbie - Gave JR the protein shake weight loss plan

B.P. - Jawbreaker

Alpha - Where I go to watch NHL hockey.

B.S. - Hockey hair

Nashville Predators

Barbie - Russian sweatpants (it's a long story)

Beta - Meh

B.P. - Catfish

Alpha - Coyotes East

B.S. - A model for success in a non-traditional market

St. Louis Blues

Barbie - Future Cup winners

Beta - Meh

B.P. - Meh

Alpha - The Devils Incarnate

B.S. - This

Bobby Smith

Barbie - Google search, please

B.P. - Before My Time

Alpha - Hockey nose

George Gosbee

Barbie - Last Hope

Beta - Hope?

B.P. - Savior

Alpha - Savior?

B.S. - The future