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An Apology For The Coyotes' Connection To Justin Bieber

We're sorry Justin Bieber is associated with the Coyotes. Haven't the Yotes been through enough already?

Ed Mulholland-US PRESSWIRE - Presswire

Some of you may have read recently that Justin Bieber was at Arena recently for a concert, during which he apparently vomited. (Editors Note: Don't worry I found a video without sound.) You may also have read that he was given a Coyotes jersey and a special "bubble hockey game" featuring the Yotes taking on the Toronto Maple Leafs. He played a game with Coyotes COO Mike Nealy while on a Segway with his sunglasses off. When I found out about this I knew that someone had to apologize to Coyotes fans, nah hockey fans all over the world for this.

I don't know if you have every tried to make someone apologize for Justin Bieber getting free crap at Arena but let me say its difficult. The responses I first got were "Who are you?" and "What are you doing in my house?" and "I don't even know what a Justin Bieber is!" Since it was obvious my quest to make the people responsible apologize was obviously not going to be successful I guess I will have to apologize for them. Because sometimes you just need to hear "I'm sorry" even if it wasn't that person's fault.

So I'm sorry Bieber got the jersey and the hockey game. Both looked really expensive. To be fair it probably came out of his cut of the concert venue, which is usually the case for demands made by performers at big shows.

I'm sorry Coyotes personnel had to take time out of their day to show him the locker room. God knows bloggers aren't doing anything during the lockout but hopefully the team management has something on their schedule.

I'm sorry they let him travel around the Coyotes locker room dressed like a tool. The Yotes were Pacific Division Champions and Western Conference Finalists and the kid thinks its appropriate to ride a Segway indoors wearing sunglasses that may or may not be similar to the ones I own. Also who wears a white V-neck with white pants besides like a painter?

We may ask ourselves who is to blame for this abomination happening. Besides the legion of musically challenged fan girls there is but one culprit . . . Canada. Hell look no further then the fact that he loves the Leafs and wanted to play as them. Since I started the apologies I await Canada's apology for the existence of the Bieber, and for Don Cherry's outfits but that's a story for a different blog post.

All that being said, we are thankful that Bieber gave us the ability to forever embarrass Chris Summers (watch to the end, and, as always, enjoy the late, wonderful Jessica Ghawi on heels on the ice):