Lock out: Day 15

Old Lady on the light rail just asked me the time. I thought she asked me for a fight. Pulled her sweater over her head before I realized.
Whoopsie.

Lock out: Day 14

Happy Dreams of Hockey all night. Woke up to find that you're still gone.
Hockey! Why did you leave?
We were so good together.

Hockey if you come back, I promise I'll be a better fan. No more cheating on you with football.
March Madness?
Dead to me.

Hockey, I won't forget you on the Tuesday games when you play those boring Columbus Blue Jackets.
I'll watch.
I promise.

I'll buy a bigger season ticket package. It'll be you and me Hockey.
I'm different now. Just come back.

Lock out:Day 13
At first meeting of "Locked out" group therapy. Dr. Gayle just confiscated my Gary Bettman voodoo doll. She said I need to be "positive." I told her I am positive that Gary is a douche bag.
Looks like I’ll be adding the Tuesday Anger Management group.

Lock out: Day 12
In these troubled times, we need to be generous. So I just mailed Gary a nice 6 pack of Massengill Spring Fresh
douches. Didn’t cost much but it’s the thought that counts.
A Good Day

Lock out: Day 12
In these troubled times, we need to be generous. So I just mailed Gary a nice 6 pack of Massengill Spring Fresh
douches. Didn’t cost much but it’s the thought that counts.
A Good Day

According to Coyotes PR guy Tim Bulmer, Captain Shane Doan will be appearing on NHL Live today at 3:40 p.m. MST.

in planning mode for Coyotes 2011-12 telecast season. Besides what the actual schedule is, what would YOU like to see more of on our shows?

After the game, when prodded about possibly playing in Winnipeg, Bryz said he'd rather play in the KHL next season.

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AM 1060 reporting that the Coyotes deal should be done within 48 hours. More on this as we get it.

Discuss.