Even folks North of the Border know all about #Throwthesnake. Cheers to Molson for the mention on their beer bottles.
I know this got the Final Howl link in today's tracks, but it really needs more promotion. Brett Hextall and the guys in Portland made my day with this one.
Lock out: Day 15
Old Lady on the light rail just asked me the time. I thought she asked me for a fight. Pulled her sweater over her head before I realized.
Lock out: Day 14
Happy Dreams of Hockey all night. Woke up to find that you're still gone.
Hockey! Why did you leave?
We were so good together.
Hockey if you come back, I promise I'll be a better fan. No more cheating on you with football.
Dead to me.
Hockey, I won't forget you on the Tuesday games when you play those boring Columbus Blue Jackets.
I'll buy a bigger season ticket package. It'll be you and me Hockey.
I'm different now. Just come back.
Lock out:Day 13
At first meeting of "Locked out" group therapy. Dr. Gayle just confiscated my Gary Bettman voodoo doll. She said I need to be "positive." I told her I am positive that Gary is a douche bag.
Looks like I’ll be adding the Tuesday Anger Management group.
Lock out: Day 12
In these troubled times, we need to be generous. So I just mailed Gary a nice 6 pack of Massengill Spring Fresh
douches. Didn’t cost much but it’s the thought that counts.
A Good Day