Lock out: Day 15

Old Lady on the light rail just asked me the time. I thought she asked me for a fight. Pulled her sweater over her head before I realized.
Whoopsie.

Lock out: Day 14

Happy Dreams of Hockey all night. Woke up to find that you're still gone.
Hockey! Why did you leave?
We were so good together.

Hockey if you come back, I promise I'll be a better fan. No more cheating on you with football.
March Madness?
Dead to me.

Hockey, I won't forget you on the Tuesday games when you play those boring Columbus Blue Jackets.
I'll watch.
I promise.

I'll buy a bigger season ticket package. It'll be you and me Hockey.
I'm different now. Just come back.

Lock out:Day 13
At first meeting of "Locked out" group therapy. Dr. Gayle just confiscated my Gary Bettman voodoo doll. She said I need to be "positive." I told her I am positive that Gary is a douche bag.
Looks like I’ll be adding the Tuesday Anger Management group.

Lock out: Day 12
In these troubled times, we need to be generous. So I just mailed Gary a nice 6 pack of Massengill Spring Fresh
douches. Didn’t cost much but it’s the thought that counts.
A Good Day