"I was thinking he thought of them more like Pokémon and he has to sign them all." - Carl Pavlock
An innocent comment led to the best FFH email chain ever.
By: Christopher Hair and Jaime Eisner
He wants to be the very best, like no one ever was.
To acquire them is his real test; to sign them is his cause....
He will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Each defenseman to understand the system that's inside...
DE-FENSE-MON! It's you and me.
It's GMDM's destiny.
De-fense-mon! Oh you're a goalie's best friend.
A goal line we must defend!
De-fense-mon, skating so true,
Our courage will pull us through.
You sign with me and Tip'll coach you.
De-fense-mon! Gotta sign 'em all!
Every forward skating your way
With courage you will face
You will battle everyday
To stop them in their place
Sign with me, the salary is right
There's no better team
Stick and puck we'll win the Cup
It's always been our dream