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The NHL and the PA have seemingly ignored plenty of letters, tweets, Facebook messages, and fan videos... But lets class these petitions up a bit with a little poetry
Today was to be my Christmas,
But now it is my Hell.
Hockey brings me happiness,
Please come back NHL
Thirty teams meant to start their quest.
And tonight I was to sit and cheer.
The chance is gone, makes me depressed
With no end in sight, I fear.
No Sid, OV, or Bissonette
These players’ seasons surely blown
Putting teams in deeper debt
With no sense of urgency being shown
The farewell tour of the Finnish Flash
Skating with such finesse
Might not happen due to a childish clash
SO FIX THIS GOD DAMN MESS
To know I may not see
Some magical Datsyukian plays
Brings about such negativity
In many different, evil ways
I’d like to see an encore show,
By the LA Kings
Whether the Yotes stay or go,
And what happens with the Wings
So get your bullshit figured out
I need this sport, I need it now.
A yearlong hockey drought
Is something a can’t allow
I know I’m not alone
In this plea to play some puck
But throw us fans a friggin bone,
Or clearly you don’t give a.....