Hi All

Timmy Hate here - New Zealands Number 1 coyotes fan.

So our desert dogs are out. I'm bummed. Majorly. However to try and starve off a boring work day I offer my predictions from here on out.

West

Sharks over Red Wings
Canucks over Blackhawks

Canucks over Sharks.

East

Habs over Penguins
Bruins over Flyers

Habs over Bruins

Finals

Canucks over Habs in 7.

Other Predictions:

• Riots in Detroit. Nobody notices
• San Jose fans plan to throw a shark on the ice again - but cannot figure how to get Johnny Canuck in its mouth.
• Verses throws a tantrum following the finals - gets sued. ESPN takes over hockey coverage again (please?)
• Hawks fans start the curse of the Mural.
• Montreal fans and Vancover fans start a war between the two parts of Canada.
• The NHL sells the Coyotes to Rensidorf - Winnipeg bloggers say its just to drive the teams value up and the team will play home game 2 in Winnipeg. Sane human population yawn.
• Detroit/San Jose/Whoever the latest team to get the 'biased' officiating changes their uniforms for 2010-2011 to black and white vertical stripes.
• People finally realise hockey will never work in...nevermind.
• An American Businessman starts a 'Make it 25' campaign with plans to start a team in Hawaii.
• Reebok decide that for 2011-2012 all nhl players must tattoo a vector logo on their neck. NHL agrees and backdates the rule to 1900. Chris Chelios only player grandfathered in.
• Coyotes Win the Cup. Snakes thrown on the ice and in bedrooms across Arizona.
• Teleportation invented. Timmy Hate buy season tix on the glass at the Job.