None of you know how to skate
This is our game and your arrogant millionaires took it from us. We play hockey. We are hockey. There are more players in the NHL from Manitoba than there are season ticket holders in Phoenix. No one needs to market this game to us. There is not a single player in the NHL that has ever come from Arizona. In typical American style, you used borrowed money to take our team from us and keep our team from coming home. No wonder that you're all drowning in debt. I hope you fatsos (and most of you are fat) all choke on your debt, and while your choking, I hope that the Saudis buy your baseball team, your basketball team and your "football" team, then let them rot in their desert.
Keep the team. I hope they bleed your taxpayers dry so that your bigoted politicians have less money to fund their hateful, racist agendas. You are a loathsome bunch of fatsos.
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LOL!
Bitter, party of one,your table is ready next to the Loo!
yeah, i know how to skate too.
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 11, 2010 10:12 PM MST reply actions
Jeez, you're going to make him sit next to Luongo? Such cruelty.
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by Ryan Classic on May 11, 2010 10:30 PM MST up reply actions
Damn my british heritage
When I hear loo i think of toilet
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that's what i meant
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 11, 2010 10:34 PM MST up reply actions
Joke... sigh, nevermind. If anyone needs me, I'll be in the loo.
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by Ryan Classic on May 11, 2010 10:41 PM MST up reply actions
That’s what she said…
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by Travis Hair on May 11, 2010 10:53 PM MST up reply actions
Hey now, she's a classy lady
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by Ryan Classic on May 11, 2010 10:55 PM MST up reply actions
I was going for the
luongo/loo compairision :P
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by Ryan Classic on May 11, 2010 11:11 PM MST up reply actions
I had a multitaskingFAIL
so at the time, it sailed right over my head!
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 11, 2010 11:35 PM MST up reply actions
Don't delete this
Even as a Canadian, I would like to start a nice, big kicking circle around this troll. But I understand if it’s taken down.
Who’s in?
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I love trolls!
if this comes down, come on to the azcentral boards for any sport. They’ve trolls a plenty over there
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 11, 2010 10:14 PM MST up reply actions
Were keeping your team
AND your tears. Atleast the canucks are doing well though, right? And without the Brothers running the Flames into the ground they would have made the playoffs too. Doesn’t that cheer you up?
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.
Oh and the oilers got the first overall pick
Dude you should be super excited.
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.
Wow.
You’re banned. Though I’m totally leaving this up so everyone can see how ignorant you are.
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He had already trolled to a few more comment threads. Need to keep the peace somewhere. It’s well known that we at FfH have very quick ban-triggers.
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by Jordan Ellel on May 12, 2010 9:47 AM MST up reply actions
Because hey, what’s more satisfying than swinging a banhammer on some douchebag who doesn’t get it?
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Exactly…and the ban hammer is just so shiny…it practically screams “Push Me”
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by Jordan Ellel on May 12, 2010 10:46 AM MST up reply actions
Shiney…
/gurgle
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The Ban Hammer

Not to be confused with Van Hammer

MC Hammer

Or Metal Hammer

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Or, presumably, a ball peen hammer

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Maybe
a dark hammer:
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actually that’d make a nice ban hammer….
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No Dead Blow Hammer?
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by AlabamaJammer on May 12, 2010 6:26 PM MST up reply actions
Whos got the paints
for 
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Don't forget

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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2010 4:30 PM MST up reply actions
Me fail, I didn’t see mc Hammer. But GIF form is the best form
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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2010 4:36 PM MST up reply actions
Kick, kick, kick the funny troll...
"It would've been a huge momentum boost if we had beaten the St. Mary's School for the Blessed, Blind, Deaf and Dumb."
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hahah
None of us know how to skate huh?
Guess those 10 ice sheets in Phoenix are just sitting there unused right?
Idiot.
Thanks for leaving this up Travis. Maybe next year the Ice Surface at Jobing.com should be frozen with the tears of Winnipeg.
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by TimmyHate on May 11, 2010 10:29 PM MST reply actions 9 recs
Totally stealing this.
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by Travis Hair on May 11, 2010 10:34 PM MST up reply actions
Hey guys. Rec this comment green so everyone can see it’s awesomeness
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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2010 7:14 AM MST up reply actions
Done and done.
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My first green comment.
Timmy Hate is happy :D
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You're only a million behind me.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on May 12, 2010 3:01 PM MST up reply actions
I'll catch up someday...
…….
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.
.
.
maybe
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Is it wrong...
…to want to Rec this to show the world the idiot?
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I did it.
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Hahaha.
Winnipeg is such a shithole.
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by puckurgently on May 11, 2010 10:30 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
You think people demand trades out of Edmonton fast, wait until people get to Winnipeg.
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by CoolJ90 on May 11, 2010 10:34 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs
Don’t stoop to his level.
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Founder of the Eric Fehr Fan Club.
Heh
He’s been pretty consistent with his assessment of Winnipeg, so I would have been surprised if he didn’t say something negative about Winnipeg.
Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell
Winnipeg is kind of like Vesa Toskala: neither will have an NHL team in 2010-11.
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by puckurgently on May 11, 2010 10:47 PM MST up reply actions
THIS
“Maybe next year the Ice Surface at Jobing.com should be frozen with the tears of Winnipeg”.
http://twitter.com/wildiowafan
Glad I made a funny :
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Haha! Yeah that was a good one!
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by phoenixcoyotes17 on May 12, 2010 9:21 PM MST up reply actions
YOU MAD
Go Rockies! First and only member of the Manuel Corpas fanclub right here! :/
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WE’RE ALL RACISTS!
Twitter!!!1
Reppin' Team Tyler yo.
Just because curling isn't a big-time sport event...
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by Ryan Classic on May 11, 2010 10:48 PM MST up reply actions
In the words of Bryz
WHY YOU HAFTA BE MAD?
by Yotesgurl on May 11, 2010 10:50 PM MST reply actions 7 recs
It’s only game
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by CoolJ90 on May 12, 2010 4:42 AM MST up reply actions 2 recs
Tag-team rec’d.
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lol
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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2010 7:15 AM MST up reply actions
LOL
This guy’s from the murder capital of Canada. Also, a city where if Native Canadians were ever treated as second class citizens it would represent an improvement in their relations.
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Ouch
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by Ryan Classic on May 11, 2010 11:12 PM MST up reply actions
OH MY GOD!
This is wonderful. Just…WONDERFUL! As a Sharks fan, I just got to drink the sweet tears of Red Wings fans and their conspiracy theories…and that was awesome. But this just takes the cake. I mean, such bitterness, and racism, and elitism, and undeserved sense of entitlement…it’s the perfect combination! I lol’d for 20 minutes before I could compose myself enough to type again!
Man, this made my night. Enjoy the sweet tears of Winnipeg bitterness, Yotes fans! Looks like we may very well be seeing you in the Fall!
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by ZeroIndulgence on May 11, 2010 11:38 PM MST reply actions
I just got to drink the sweet tears of Red Wings fans and their conspiracy theories
Hold on a second. Are you saying that the Red Wings are in fact not good enough to win every single game they play unless the ref’s or Bettman decide to take it from them and be the sole reason they lose?
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What. An. Idiot.
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Hey Jackass
Sure, I don’t know how to skate, and yes I am a registered Republican. But I think 1070 is a bad bill so don’t you dare call me racist. I am also around 155 pounds so I am not the fatass you claim all Arizonans are.
Now, the Coyotes play here, so they are my team, and I will root for them even when they suck because they are Arizona’s hockey team. Just like I will do with every other team in Arizona [yes, even the Diamondbacks after how badly they are playing, I’m not really a Baseball fan, but I’ll root for them].
I hope you never come back here you arrogant tool.
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I can't stand fair-weather/bandwagon fans, stick with your team, throughout the good and the bad.
Here here.
Although that’s probably a bit more explanation than was warranted.
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
by DbacksSkins on May 13, 2010 12:10 PM MST up reply actions
This is our game and your arrogant millionaires took it from us. We play hockey. We are hockey.
You got the Wheat Kings and Moose. Good enough
There are more players in the NHL from Manitoba than there are season ticket holders in Phoenix.
Cumulatively, yes. Active players, probably not
I hope you fatsos (and most of you are fat) all choke on your debt
Fun Fact: Kyle Wellwood is Canadian, and he is fat. The fattest person in the world isn’t american you know
Saudis buy your baseball team, your basketball team and your “football” team, then let them rot in their desert
At least they have professional sports teams there. And for the record, the CFL isn’t football
Keep the team. I hope they bleed your taxpayers dry so that your bigoted politicians have less money to fund their hateful, racist agendas. You are a loathsome bunch of fatsos.
You’re a dick
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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2010 7:19 AM MST reply actions 2 recs
the CFL isn’t football
Exactly. MLS is football. NFL and CFL are modified rugby.
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by Doogie2K on May 12, 2010 10:46 AM MST up reply actions 5 recs
In summary
I AM VERY ANGRY ABOUT SOMETHING I DON’T UNDERSTAND. MUST KICK SOMETHING, BLAME SOMEONE.
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Oh shit is that Jack Thompson? I was wondering where that douchenozzle went.
Winnipeg. Huh. Whoda thunk it?
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And no one mentioned that I can skate
And played juniors. And my mom wanted a girl, so I figure skated as well. And I made it to the U.S. International team, competing in France, Hungary, and even Canada. So chances are, I could probably skate circles around you.
And I’m a moderator here. Suck it, moose fucker.
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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on May 12, 2010 8:30 AM MST reply actions 4 recs
Wait what...
I learn more everyday.
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Which part
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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on May 12, 2010 3:02 PM MST up reply actions
That....
Winnipeg fans like this are moose fuckers.
Well that and the figure skating bit.
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You're a sheep fucker.
So no need to bother with the cliff joke.
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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on May 12, 2010 4:13 PM MST up reply actions
Heh
Your confusing me with an Aussie.
Never said there was anything wrong with figure skating, I wish I had half the edge control they have…
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Yes, yes I think he did. You don’t have to take that from him…granted, he is banned so he won’t have an opportunity to apologize to you or anything.
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by Jordan Ellel on May 12, 2010 10:51 AM MST up reply actions
Interestingly
I don’t know if I’m included in that. While I am a coyotes fan, and I’m not exactly trim, I don’t live in Az or the USA…
SO CONFUSED. MUST WRITE ANGRY MESSAGES.
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None of us know how skate?
That’s not true. I, for one, have been skating swiftly (sorry) for 35 years.
And ironically, I’ve been skating shittily for three.
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I’ve never been a strong skater, but growing up on Long Island there just aren’t a lot of places to do it…
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by Jordan Ellel on May 12, 2010 10:50 AM MST up reply actions
You know what...
I was thinking about this guy this morning when I woke up and realized that there’s some deep down anger that just isn’t getting properly addressed by our comments. The guy really just needs his spirits lifted probably, right? Well, we all know there’s only one cure for that….
PUPPIES!!!!!!
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by Jordan Ellel on May 12, 2010 11:44 AM MST reply actions 4 recs
Fuck this guy
what an idiot.
KEEP THE YOTES IN GLENDALE
None of us know how to skate..?
I’ve been playing hockey since a little kid so I’m pretty sure I know how to skate. In fact, I have even played in a few tournaments in your own home country. We skated circles around your Calgary boys.
On a different note, go look up Jim Brown, born and raised here in Arizona. He played a few games for the Kings back in the day. So don’t say there haven’t been any NHL players from Arizona. And also the youth hockey here in Arizona has improved quite a bit over the years. I know several kids who have committed to top colleges across the country and I think there is even one who was drafted by the Penguins a few years back, yet to play in the big league though. Don’t be surprised to see some Arizonans in the coming years.
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by phoenixcoyotes17 on May 12, 2010 7:38 PM MST reply actions
I think you’re missing the point. The Coyotes have been in Arizona for almost a decade-and-a-half at this point, and if there HAS been serious growth in the number of hockey fans in the state, as many of you claim, there should at least be a few up-and-coming young stars from Arizona. Kids who were as young as five when the Coyotes showed up in Phoenix would now be old enough to play professionally, and if the Coyotes had the type of influence on the youth they are said to have had, playing pro hockey would have been a goal for many of those kids.
Not saying it won’t happen, but I’ll believe it when I see it. Meanwhile, I’ll watch Manitoba’s young players (i.e. Jonathan Toews) continue to be among the best in the game, even though we haven’t had an NHL team since ’96.
C’mon, get serious. The youth hockey organizations don’t come into existence overnight. And even if they did, they don’t draw talented coaches, advisors, etc. that can mold youth talent and turn them into NHL stars. How many of these Manitoba kids actually stayed in Manitoba throughout their youths and didn’t go play major junior hockey throughout Canada? More likely, we are finding more and more kids that will start playing collegiate hockey and we’ll start to see some of them going into the AHL and perhaps the NHL. David Spina is from Mesa, I believe, and he was one of the last kids cut from the Coyotes during the pre-season.
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by Jordan Ellel on May 13, 2010 11:08 AM MST up reply actions
Just because Venezuela, Japan, and Puerto Rico produce baseball players at a massive rate doesn’t mean they deserve teams in MLB. Just because Mississippi, Alabama, Hawaii, and the Samoan Islands produce football players doesn’t mean they deserve NFL franchises. So what if Manitoba has homegrown stars? Russia, Sweden, and Finland produce just as many.
Furthermore to this, think about all of the NFL stars who come from Alabama. There’s 38 of them. But there’s no team in Alabama. Birmingham-Hoover, Alabama’s largest town, has a population of over a million people. But no one’s arguing that they should get a team, even with the massive factory that’s in the state. Why? Because even though it’s a factory, the region, for the most part, is a bunch of lower class farmers/other jobs similar.
I’ve never been to Manitoba, but I looked quickly at Manitoba. Yeah, Winnipeg is a bustling place, but so’s Birmingham. Most of the province seems to live and breath on agriculture, similar to Alabama. But the city’s not big enough to support a team without provincial support.
Winnipeg has a population of 633,451 people. And about 375,000 of those are employed. Now, let’s say most of those are legitimate hockey fans. I’ll give you 300,000 of those (don’t act like all Canadians live, breath, and die hockey. I know plenty who don’t.
300,000 regional hockey fans is a decent sized amount for an NHL team. You’d have ticket holders, yes, but would companies really put major money into sponsorships for (assuming they think the entire province will see them) just over 1 million people?
Phoenix (and it’s surrounding areas) has a population of roughly 4.3 million, and it’s massively expanding. The team plays in Glendale, a suburb, with a population of over 200,000. Fewer are hockey fans, but you put up a billboard for the team with it’s sponsors on it, and more people are going to see it.
An expanding market that’s 12th in the US in population and is a huge TV market is seen as a wide open vat of potential earnings to a league. That, and it’s metropolitan population is greater than the entire provincial population times FOUR.
Anyway, none of this really matters, because most “Make it Seveners” will argue it’s too hot to have hockey fans. The real issue here is that you guys deserve a team, and every time a team seems to have a possibility of moving, you guys all jump in on them and act like they don’t deserve a team because you do. Come on. One, Hockey is for everyone. Two, yeah, the ‘Yotes have been in the desert for a decade, but don’t even act like they’ve had successful clubs until this year. Give them 2-3 years with successful management, and see what happens. Just because the best athletes in the sport come from other places doesn’t mean you can’t have fans elsewhere.
I understand completely that Phoenix is one of your fallen children, who ran away, and you want it back. But it’s now they’re they Coyotes. They haven’t been the Jets for over ten years. It’s probably time to look at a better way to get a team (personally, I’m in favor of expansion. Get Winnipeg and either Quebec City or Kansas City squads, and move to four divisions of eight teams each).
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Excellent analysis
My personal problem with a lot of the trolling Jets Fans is summed up pefectly
none of this really matters, because most "Make it Seveners" will argue it’s too hot to have hockey fans. The real issue here is that you guys deserve a team, and every time a team seems to have a possibility of moving, you guys all jump in on them and act like they don’t deserve a team because you do.
I have no problem with the NHL going to 32 teams – this gives us two conferences of 16 which actually evens a few things out. Give a team to Winnipeg – they can be the jets, the cats, the moose fuckers (sorry I just love that sayig) for all we care. Take our History before 1996. Let the history books say ‘In 1996 the winnipeg jets moved to Phoenix a hockey team started in Phoenix’.
But just because you think you deserve a team doesn’t mean other fans don’t. Thats what it comes down to. And that is why we are defensive.
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“Just because Venezuela, Japan, and Puerto Rico produce baseball players at a massive rate doesn’t mean they deserve teams in MLB. Just because Mississippi, Alabama, Hawaii, and the Samoan Islands produce football players doesn’t mean they deserve NFL franchises. So what if Manitoba has homegrown stars? Russia, Sweden, and Finland produce just as many.”
True, but Venezuela, Japan and Puerto Rico don’t already have teams in the MLB. The NHL already has a number of Canadian teams, including the team with the most championships in history (Canadiens). It’s a league with roots in Canada, in a Canadian sport, playing for a trophy that originated in Canada, with over half of the players born in Canada. So it’s not as much of a stretch as giving Japan a team in a league that is entirely American but one team. Japan is not even on the same continent. That doesn’t make sense.
With the NHL, Canada still produces the largest fanbase for the sport and generates the most players. The southern expansion was a bad idea overall. Of course hockey is for everyone, and I’m glad to see there’s some interest in such unlikely places as the desert, but Bettman’s obsessive quest for TV dollars has resulted in a lot of dissatisfaction from the fanbase that has been loyal to the league for decades. I’m not just talking Canada, but the northern states as well.
Phoenix (and it’s surrounding areas) has a population of roughly 4.3 million, and it’s massively expanding. The team plays in Glendale, a suburb, with a population of over 200,000. Fewer are hockey fans, but you put up a billboard for the team with it’s sponsors on it, and more people are going to see it.
An expanding market that’s 12th in the US in population and is a huge TV market is seen as a wide open vat of potential earnings to a league. That, and it’s metropolitan population is greater than the entire provincial population times FOUR.
THAT’s what it’ll take? A billboard?!? Shit, the Coyotes could have saved themselves a lot of money if they’d thought of that years ago. It doesn’t matter how many people live in the city or the region or the state. Yes, it’s a much larger population than Winnipeg and most Canadian centres. Almost every city in the US has a larger population than we do, but population ISN’T what counts here. I understand that’s the league’s thinking…huge population, obvious market for a TV deal…but if only a small percentage of that population is going to watch hockey, whether in person or on TV, it’s not going to make a difference.
One, Hockey is for everyone. Two, yeah, the ‘Yotes have been in the desert for a decade, but don’t even act like they’ve had successful clubs until this year. Give them 2-3 years with successful management, and see what happens.
This is the problem right here. The team has NEVER had a successful season. If the Coyotes had been contenders (or even had good attendance numbers) for years and were only experiencing a drop recently, I don’t think any of these ownership issues would have arisen in the first place. What makes you think THIS year is going to be the year when everything turns around? Or next year? You’ve already had what…13 years to try to sort this shit out? Hasn’t worked yet. Obviously, as someone who went through the Jets thing, I’m well aware that you want to hold on as long as humanly possible, hoping that something works out (we did the same in Winnipeg).
I’m not in Phoenix, so I’m going by news reports from all over the place, but it definitely seems like you guys are in a situation that’s as bad as we were in back in 1995, when we played a “lame-duck” last season, with the full knowledge that we were going to be sold as soon as the season ended.
It’s probably time to look at a better way to get a team (personally, I’m in favor of expansion. Get Winnipeg and either Quebec City or Kansas City squads, and move to four divisions of eight teams each).
While I agree that Winnipeg and QC need teams ASAP (and I don’t know enough about the situation in Kansas), I don’t think expansion is the way to go. There are too many teams hemmorhaging money (not just the ’Yotes) and getting hideous attendance from the last couple of expansions that adding more is not going to solve any of the problems.
I think the NHL needs to cut their losses and instead of this “we’re going to do whatever we can to keep the franchises where they are” attitude — which is a huge lie, because they didn’t fight nearly as hard for Winnipeg, Quebec, Hartford or Minnesota —Bettman needs to admit that maybe his southern expansion was NOT such a hot idea (pun intended) and just let the dying teams just die. Do not resuscitate. Then start over in cities that will succeed, based on love of hockey and large fanbases, rather than a dream of TV dollars that has never really materialized.
Whether Phoenix is one of these dying teams that needs a DNR order…I’m not sure. They’re certainly portrayed that way by the international (not just Canadian) media, and I hope, for the sake of the fans out there, that they can be held on to…but for the sake of the league and hockey in general, I would hope that a team with no realistic chance of being saved or improving its attendance/revenue would get cut off before it bleeds any further.
WM, as a person who moved from B’ham I can also add there’s nothing bigger than college football in the state.
Also, the jobs there are better than you realize (ja, ironic I moved to Phx for a job.. Ja, ja) so playing the economics side of the argument is a touch weak, but you’re just laying out a side of the argument, and I understand and respect that.
Truth is every area has a plateau of sports fandom. In the PHX it seems to be just the hardcore fans. Give this city another 10 years of the ‘Yotes (see the Cardinals) and you’ll see a passionate hockey city. Until the plateau has not been reached for the city.
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by AlabamaJammer on May 14, 2010 12:40 PM MST up reply actions
The team is losing hundreds of millions of dollars. I don’t know if it can wait 10 years.
As I’ve suggested elsewhere, I don’t think Phoenix should have jumped right in with a top-level pro team and assumed a fanbase would materialize out of nowhere. Phoenix is obviously a non-traditional hockey market (nothing inherently wrong with that), so it would have made far more sense to start with a minor pro team — maybe AHL (like the Manitoba Moose) — put THEM into a new arena and grow the sport from there.
If the vast majority of Phoenix/Glendale residents are not very familiar with hockey in the first place, they’re not going to know the difference, and hockey could still grow among the youth, if it was promoted properly. THEN, if Phoenix, regardless of population or economic status in the US or potential TV deals, could prove it was a viable HOCKEY market, with a real fanbase, THEN give them an NHL team.
Of course, it didn’t happen this way, so now the Coyotes are bleeding money out of every orifice, frantically trying to find an owner, and the city of Glendale is on the hook for $25 million. Dumb, dumb, dumb.
We did have a minor team before the pro
The Roadrunners were here way before the coyotes, they were good, but as soon as the coyotes came the team left.
There are two coyotes inside every fan, a good one and a bad one, so which coyote do you feed?
TOSS THE SNAKE, TOSS THE SNAKE!
Did you happen to
ever catch the Roadrunners of the IHL? They played at the MadHouse on McDowell.
Always a blast, pretty decent crowds even on week days.
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 22, 2010 2:37 PM MST up reply actions
Actually, it's happening.
I don’t know the kids’ names, but there’s a few kids that are at least playing in the OHL, or college hockey at this point.
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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on May 13, 2010 1:21 PM MST up reply actions
Here's a few links..
All these kids came through the PF Chang’s hockey program here in Arizona and have committed to Division I colleges…
http://letsgodu.blogspot.com/2009/12/du-wins-major-recruiting-battle-for-zac.html
http://www.arizonarubber.com/story.cfm?id=2368
http://www.arizonarubber.com/story.cfm?id=2311
And this kid wasn’t actually born in Arizona but he played hockey here…
http://www.ushl.com/news/story.cfm?id=2806
Philip Samuelsson played for the Chang’s.. He was drafted 61st overall by the Penguins in 2009. Son of Ulf Samuelsson.
http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=426171
A list showing the most successful alumni from the program..
http://www.pfchangshockey.com/Alumni.html
Phoenix Coyotes! Arizona Cardinals! Phoenix Suns! and the Arizona Diamondbacks!
by phoenixcoyotes17 on May 13, 2010 10:25 PM MST up reply actions
Zac Larraza from Scottsdale, Arizona..
“Larraza will be be highly sought after in the 2011 NHL Draft due to his size (6’3 175 lbs).”
Phoenix Coyotes! Arizona Cardinals! Phoenix Suns! and the Arizona Diamondbacks!
by phoenixcoyotes17 on May 13, 2010 10:28 PM MST up reply actions
Aside from Samuelsson — who, if he did grow up in the area, is a first-generation American with a family deeply rooted in European hockey, not just some local kid who got excited by the Coyotes and started playing — all of these kids are playing junior or college hockey.
It’s not really that impressive. There are almost as many kids who went to my either my junior high or high school in Winnipeg who eventually played at the junior level and never made it any further. Hell, the guy whose desk is behind mine at the office -and I don’t work in even remotely a sports-related business - formerly played minor pro in Europe. My friend’s dad played professionally in Italy in the early 70s. Etc. etc.
All those kids are currently playing junior or college hockey elsewhere.. But they played the majority of their youth hockey here in Arizona. The ones that were born in Arizona would’ve been about five or six when the Coyotes came to town, which is when they started playing hockey.
Phoenix Coyotes! Arizona Cardinals! Phoenix Suns! and the Arizona Diamondbacks!
by phoenixcoyotes17 on May 14, 2010 11:11 PM MST up reply actions
There a few up-and-coming kids from Arizona.. Go look at the links I posted down below.
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by phoenixcoyotes17 on May 13, 2010 10:30 PM MST up reply actions
ALSO
David Spina from MESA ARIZONA made it to the Rampage and I believe played in a couple games this season for the Coyotes his LOCAL TEAM. What have you done with your life jackass?
There are two coyotes inside every fan, a good one and a bad one, so which coyote do you feed?
TOSS THE SNAKE, TOSS THE SNAKE!
Yeah..
I was going to mention Spina but I wasn’t sure if he was actually born and raised here.
Phoenix Coyotes! Arizona Cardinals! Phoenix Suns! and the Arizona Diamondbacks!
by phoenixcoyotes17 on May 13, 2010 12:26 AM MST up reply actions
born and raised... played with him.
when i moved here, there was ONE competitive youth hockey association to play for, and we played all of our games outside of Arizona… My what has changed since the late 90s early 2000s… fidelastro, you have no idea what hockey was and is now in Phx, and if you go by production of top NHL players as a city’s deserving of an NHL Franchise, then Chicago, Detroit, New York, and Boston are not that great of hockey towns… There are a several good players, but no American city is a hotbed for producing NHL quality players. That doesn’t mean there isn’t a love for the sport. Get over it, and don’t argue with things you have zero knowledge on, ie Arizona Youth Hockey.
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CUZ YOU AIN’T US! LOL
There are two coyotes inside every fan, a good one and a bad one, so which coyote do you feed?
TOSS THE SNAKE, TOSS THE SNAKE!
Wow
So much anger. So little brainpower.
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