None of you know how to skate
This is our game and your arrogant millionaires took it from us. We play hockey. We are hockey. There are more players in the NHL from Manitoba than there are season ticket holders in Phoenix. No one needs to market this game to us. There is not a single player in the NHL that has ever come from Arizona. In typical American style, you used borrowed money to take our team from us and keep our team from coming home. No wonder that you're all drowning in debt. I hope you fatsos (and most of you are fat) all choke on your debt, and while your choking, I hope that the Saudis buy your baseball team, your basketball team and your "football" team, then let them rot in their desert.
Keep the team. I hope they bleed your taxpayers dry so that your bigoted politicians have less money to fund their hateful, racist agendas. You are a loathsome bunch of fatsos.
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LOL!
Bitter, party of one,your table is ready next to the Loo!
yeah, i know how to skate too.
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 11, 2010 10:12 PM MST reply actions
Jeez, you're going to make him sit next to Luongo? Such cruelty.
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by Ryan Classic on May 11, 2010 10:30 PM MST up reply actions
Damn my british heritage
When I hear loo i think of toilet
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that's what i meant
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 11, 2010 10:34 PM MST up reply actions
Joke... sigh, nevermind. If anyone needs me, I'll be in the loo.
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by Ryan Classic on May 11, 2010 10:41 PM MST up reply actions
That’s what she said…
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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.
by Travis Hair on May 11, 2010 10:53 PM MST up reply actions
Hey now, she's a classy lady
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by Ryan Classic on May 11, 2010 10:55 PM MST up reply actions
I was going for the
luongo/loo compairision :P
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We're all trying too hard
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by Ryan Classic on May 11, 2010 11:11 PM MST up reply actions
I had a multitaskingFAIL
so at the time, it sailed right over my head!
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 11, 2010 11:35 PM MST up reply actions
Don't delete this
Even as a Canadian, I would like to start a nice, big kicking circle around this troll. But I understand if it’s taken down.
Who’s in?
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I love trolls!
if this comes down, come on to the azcentral boards for any sport. They’ve trolls a plenty over there
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 11, 2010 10:14 PM MST up reply actions
Were keeping your team
AND your tears. Atleast the canucks are doing well though, right? And without the Brothers running the Flames into the ground they would have made the playoffs too. Doesn’t that cheer you up?
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.
Oh and the oilers got the first overall pick
Dude you should be super excited.
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.
Wow.
You’re banned. Though I’m totally leaving this up so everyone can see how ignorant you are.
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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.
He had already trolled to a few more comment threads. Need to keep the peace somewhere. It’s well known that we at FfH have very quick ban-triggers.
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by Jordan Ellel on May 12, 2010 9:47 AM MST up reply actions
Because hey, what’s more satisfying than swinging a banhammer on some douchebag who doesn’t get it?
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Exactly…and the ban hammer is just so shiny…it practically screams “Push Me”
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by Jordan Ellel on May 12, 2010 10:46 AM MST up reply actions
Shiney…
/gurgle
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The Ban Hammer

Not to be confused with Van Hammer

MC Hammer

Or Metal Hammer

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by TimmyHate on May 12, 2010 1:52 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs
Or, presumably, a ball peen hammer

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Maybe
a dark hammer:
!http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090513005550/zelda/images/thumb/8/87/Darkhammer.png/250px-Darkhammer.png1
actually that’d make a nice ban hammer….
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Supporting my Desert Dogs since 1996 from 6000 miles away
!AWOOOOOOOOO!
No Dead Blow Hammer?
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by AlabamaJammer on May 12, 2010 6:26 PM MST up reply actions
Whos got the paints
for 
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Don't forget

MC Hammer
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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2010 4:30 PM MST up reply actions
Me fail, I didn’t see mc Hammer. But GIF form is the best form
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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2010 4:36 PM MST up reply actions
Kick, kick, kick the funny troll...
"It would've been a huge momentum boost if we had beaten the St. Mary's School for the Blessed, Blind, Deaf and Dumb."
Hockey nut since the night of 5/2/08. What a night it was.
DefendingBigD
hahah
None of us know how to skate huh?
Guess those 10 ice sheets in Phoenix are just sitting there unused right?
Idiot.
Thanks for leaving this up Travis. Maybe next year the Ice Surface at Jobing.com should be frozen with the tears of Winnipeg.
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by TimmyHate on May 11, 2010 10:29 PM MST reply actions 11 recs
Totally stealing this.
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by Travis Hair on May 11, 2010 10:34 PM MST up reply actions
Hey guys. Rec this comment green so everyone can see it’s awesomeness
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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2010 7:14 AM MST up reply actions
Done and done.
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My first green comment.
Timmy Hate is happy :D
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You're only a million behind me.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on May 12, 2010 3:01 PM MST up reply actions
I'll catch up someday...
…….
.
.
.
.
maybe
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Is it wrong...
…to want to Rec this to show the world the idiot?
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I did it.
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Hahaha.
Winnipeg is such a shithole.
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by puckurgently on May 11, 2010 10:30 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
You think people demand trades out of Edmonton fast, wait until people get to Winnipeg.
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by CoolJ90 on May 11, 2010 10:34 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs
Don’t stoop to his level.
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Founder of the Eric Fehr Fan Club.
Heh
He’s been pretty consistent with his assessment of Winnipeg, so I would have been surprised if he didn’t say something negative about Winnipeg.
Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell
Winnipeg is kind of like Vesa Toskala: neither will have an NHL team in 2010-11.
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by puckurgently on May 11, 2010 10:47 PM MST up reply actions
THIS
“Maybe next year the Ice Surface at Jobing.com should be frozen with the tears of Winnipeg”.
http://twitter.com/wildiowafan
Glad I made a funny :
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Haha! Yeah that was a good one!
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by phoenixcoyotes17 on May 12, 2010 9:21 PM MST up reply actions
YOU MAD
Go Rockies! First and only member of the Manuel Corpas fanclub right here! :/
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(a game most of you have taken an interest in so that you can attend a big time sports event that doesn’t garner a large black population)
WE’RE ALL RACISTS!
Twitter!!!1
Reppin' Team Tyler yo.
Just because curling isn't a big-time sport event...
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by Ryan Classic on May 11, 2010 10:48 PM MST up reply actions
In the words of Bryz
WHY YOU HAFTA BE MAD?
by Yotesgurl on May 11, 2010 10:50 PM MST reply actions 7 recs
It’s only game
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by CoolJ90 on May 12, 2010 4:42 AM MST up reply actions 3 recs
Tag-team rec’d.
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lol
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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2010 7:15 AM MST up reply actions
LOL
This guy’s from the murder capital of Canada. Also, a city where if Native Canadians were ever treated as second class citizens it would represent an improvement in their relations.
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Ouch
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by Ryan Classic on May 11, 2010 11:12 PM MST up reply actions
OH MY GOD!
This is wonderful. Just…WONDERFUL! As a Sharks fan, I just got to drink the sweet tears of Red Wings fans and their conspiracy theories…and that was awesome. But this just takes the cake. I mean, such bitterness, and racism, and elitism, and undeserved sense of entitlement…it’s the perfect combination! I lol’d for 20 minutes before I could compose myself enough to type again!
Man, this made my night. Enjoy the sweet tears of Winnipeg bitterness, Yotes fans! Looks like we may very well be seeing you in the Fall!
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on May 11, 2010 11:38 PM MST reply actions
I just got to drink the sweet tears of Red Wings fans and their conspiracy theories
Hold on a second. Are you saying that the Red Wings are in fact not good enough to win every single game they play unless the ref’s or Bettman decide to take it from them and be the sole reason they lose?
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What. An. Idiot.
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Hey Jackass
Sure, I don’t know how to skate, and yes I am a registered Republican. But I think 1070 is a bad bill so don’t you dare call me racist. I am also around 155 pounds so I am not the fatass you claim all Arizonans are.
Now, the Coyotes play here, so they are my team, and I will root for them even when they suck because they are Arizona’s hockey team. Just like I will do with every other team in Arizona [yes, even the Diamondbacks after how badly they are playing, I’m not really a Baseball fan, but I’ll root for them].
I hope you never come back here you arrogant tool.
Lifelong Arizona Cardinals/Chicago Bears fan.
I can't stand fair-weather/bandwagon fans, stick with your team, throughout the good and the bad.
Here here.
Although that’s probably a bit more explanation than was warranted.
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
by DbacksSkins on May 13, 2010 12:10 PM MST up reply actions
This is our game and your arrogant millionaires took it from us. We play hockey. We are hockey.
You got the Wheat Kings and Moose. Good enough
There are more players in the NHL from Manitoba than there are season ticket holders in Phoenix.
Cumulatively, yes. Active players, probably not
I hope you fatsos (and most of you are fat) all choke on your debt
Fun Fact: Kyle Wellwood is Canadian, and he is fat. The fattest person in the world isn’t american you know
Saudis buy your baseball team, your basketball team and your “football” team, then let them rot in their desert
At least they have professional sports teams there. And for the record, the CFL isn’t football
Keep the team. I hope they bleed your taxpayers dry so that your bigoted politicians have less money to fund their hateful, racist agendas. You are a loathsome bunch of fatsos.
You’re a dick
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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2010 7:19 AM MST reply actions 3 recs
the CFL isn’t football
Exactly. MLS is football. NFL and CFL are modified rugby.
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by Doogie2K on May 12, 2010 10:46 AM MST up reply actions 5 recs
In summary
I AM VERY ANGRY ABOUT SOMETHING I DON’T UNDERSTAND. MUST KICK SOMETHING, BLAME SOMEONE.
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Oh shit is that Jack Thompson? I was wondering where that douchenozzle went.
Winnipeg. Huh. Whoda thunk it?
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And no one mentioned that I can skate
And played juniors. And my mom wanted a girl, so I figure skated as well. And I made it to the U.S. International team, competing in France, Hungary, and even Canada. So chances are, I could probably skate circles around you.
And I’m a moderator here. Suck it, moose fucker.
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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on May 12, 2010 8:30 AM MST reply actions 4 recs
Wait what...
I learn more everyday.
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Which part
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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on May 12, 2010 3:02 PM MST up reply actions
That....
Winnipeg fans like this are moose fuckers.
Well that and the figure skating bit.
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You're a sheep fucker.
So no need to bother with the cliff joke.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on May 12, 2010 4:13 PM MST up reply actions
Heh
Your confusing me with an Aussie.
Never said there was anything wrong with figure skating, I wish I had half the edge control they have…
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Yes, yes I think he did. You don’t have to take that from him…granted, he is banned so he won’t have an opportunity to apologize to you or anything.
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by Jordan Ellel on May 12, 2010 10:51 AM MST up reply actions
Interestingly
I don’t know if I’m included in that. While I am a coyotes fan, and I’m not exactly trim, I don’t live in Az or the USA…
SO CONFUSED. MUST WRITE ANGRY MESSAGES.
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None of us know how skate?
That’s not true. I, for one, have been skating swiftly (sorry) for 35 years.
And ironically, I’ve been skating shittily for three.
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I’ve never been a strong skater, but growing up on Long Island there just aren’t a lot of places to do it…
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by Jordan Ellel on May 12, 2010 10:50 AM MST up reply actions
You know what...
I was thinking about this guy this morning when I woke up and realized that there’s some deep down anger that just isn’t getting properly addressed by our comments. The guy really just needs his spirits lifted probably, right? Well, we all know there’s only one cure for that….
PUPPIES!!!!!!
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by Jordan Ellel on May 12, 2010 11:44 AM MST reply actions 4 recs
Fuck this guy
what an idiot.
KEEP THE YOTES IN GLENDALE
None of us know how to skate..?
I’ve been playing hockey since a little kid so I’m pretty sure I know how to skate. In fact, I have even played in a few tournaments in your own home country. We skated circles around your Calgary boys.
On a different note, go look up Jim Brown, born and raised here in Arizona. He played a few games for the Kings back in the day. So don’t say there haven’t been any NHL players from Arizona. And also the youth hockey here in Arizona has improved quite a bit over the years. I know several kids who have committed to top colleges across the country and I think there is even one who was drafted by the Penguins a few years back, yet to play in the big league though. Don’t be surprised to see some Arizonans in the coming years.
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by phoenixcoyotes17 on May 12, 2010 7:38 PM MST reply actions
ALSO
David Spina from MESA ARIZONA made it to the Rampage and I believe played in a couple games this season for the Coyotes his LOCAL TEAM. What have you done with your life jackass?
There are two coyotes inside every fan, a good one and a bad one, so which coyote do you feed?
TOSS THE SNAKE, TOSS THE SNAKE!
Yeah..
I was going to mention Spina but I wasn’t sure if he was actually born and raised here.
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by phoenixcoyotes17 on May 13, 2010 12:26 AM MST up reply actions
born and raised... played with him.
when i moved here, there was ONE competitive youth hockey association to play for, and we played all of our games outside of Arizona… My what has changed since the late 90s early 2000s… fidelastro, you have no idea what hockey was and is now in Phx, and if you go by production of top NHL players as a city’s deserving of an NHL Franchise, then Chicago, Detroit, New York, and Boston are not that great of hockey towns… There are a several good players, but no American city is a hotbed for producing NHL quality players. That doesn’t mean there isn’t a love for the sport. Get over it, and don’t argue with things you have zero knowledge on, ie Arizona Youth Hockey.
DON'T HATE US
CUZ YOU AIN’T US! LOL
There are two coyotes inside every fan, a good one and a bad one, so which coyote do you feed?
TOSS THE SNAKE, TOSS THE SNAKE!
Wow
So much anger. So little brainpower.
leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

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