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Coyotes Motivational Speeches - Herb Brooks

EDITOR'S NOTE: This is another in the pregame motivational speeches for the Coyotes as arranged by world renowned enemy of Detroit, Brad Lee of St. Louis Game Time (The No. 2 Google search result for "Fuck Detroit" on the Internet).

As you get ready for the game that could define your season, your careers and your entire hockey identities, we've arranged for the most famous coach in American hockey to speak with you before we take the ice. Please welcome Herb Brooks.

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Ok, fine. Herb Brooks as played by Kurt Russell.

(The dressing room is quiet. The Phoenix players are in various stages of readiness. In walks the plaids-panted Brooks holding a small piece of folded paper.)

Great moments are born from great opportunity. And that's what you have here tonight, boys. So forget about how we got here. Forget about the three games they've won in this series.

That's what you've earned here, tonight. One game.

If we played 'em ten times in a game seven, they might win nine. But not this game. Not tonight.

Tonight, we skate with 'em.

(Looks eye to eye with Wojtek Wolski)

Tonight, we stay with 'em, and we shut them down because we can!

(Looks eye to eye with Radim Vrbata)

Tonight, we are the greatest hockey team in the world.

(Looks eye to eye with Ilya Bryzgalov)

You were born to be hockey players -- every one of ya. Even you Adrian Aucoin and Taylor Pyatt.

And you were meant to be here tonight.

This is your time.

Their time -- is done. It's over. Lidstrom  had his day in the 1990s. Those are long gone.

I'm sick and tired of hearin' about what a great hockey team the Red Wings have. I don't want to hear another damned thing about Zetterberg or Datsyuk or any of their other players or them being the team nobody wanted to play this postseason.

Screw 'em!

This is your time!!

Now go out there and take it!

Fuck Detroit!

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FUCK DETROIT!

Come on you Yotes!

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by PPP on Apr 27, 2010 3:02 PM MST reply actions  

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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by Chris Burton on Apr 27, 2010 3:05 PM MST reply actions  

LET'S GO CO-YOTES!!!!

Clap Clap
Clap Clap Clap

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Jordan Ellel on Apr 27, 2010 3:06 PM MST reply actions  

It's nice to know...

The rest of the NHL is on our side as well. Makes me think of the song “Damn it feels good to be a gangsta,” but replace gangsta with Coyote.

There are two coyotes inside every fan, a good one and a bad one, so which coyote do you feed?
TOSS THE SNAKE, TOSS THE SNAKE!

by MPallen23 on Apr 27, 2010 3:14 PM MST reply actions  

You don't turn it down when a Wings fan drives by, do you?

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Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

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by hildymac on Apr 27, 2010 4:00 PM MST up reply actions  

lol

Hell no turn it up, now that we passed the concealed weapons law in az lol.

There are two coyotes inside every fan, a good one and a bad one, so which coyote do you feed?
TOSS THE SNAKE, TOSS THE SNAKE!

by MPallen23 on Apr 27, 2010 5:11 PM MST up reply actions  

No doan

http://twitter.com/am640Brady/status/12964629215

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HOWL! LETS GO COYOTES!!

by TimmyHate on Apr 27, 2010 3:17 PM MST reply actions  

Too many conflicting reports that it’s still a gametime decision. Until I hear it from someone within the organization, I’m taking everything as a wait and see…

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by Jordan Ellel on Apr 27, 2010 3:21 PM MST up reply actions  

Nothin official yet though.

I’ll believe it when the team says it.

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by Travis Hair on Apr 27, 2010 3:21 PM MST up reply actions  

Look at all the crap thats been put out before from thirdhand people

I’m with Mo and Travis. Until it comes out of the teams mouth won’t believe it. Although I do feel that his injury is a lil more serious then he or the team is letting on, but will believe it when I see it!

There are two coyotes inside every fan, a good one and a bad one, so which coyote do you feed?
TOSS THE SNAKE, TOSS THE SNAKE!

by MPallen23 on Apr 27, 2010 3:24 PM MST up reply actions  

I’m thinking it’s something like broken ribs or a separated shoulder…this is one of those 3-5 week injuries during the regular season, imo. If it wasn’t the playoffs, and if it wasn’t Doan, this wouldn’t be a gametime decision, he’d just be out.

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by Jordan Ellel on Apr 27, 2010 3:35 PM MST up reply actions  

Not much longer until we find out for sure. Quite frankly, if there’s a risk of him making his injury even worse by playing tonight, I’d rather leave the lineup as it is. The Coyotes can win without him in the lineup just like Sunday. Hell, get him in a suit and tie and put him behind the bench.

by Troggie on Apr 27, 2010 4:24 PM MST up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s broken ribs, cuz he wouldn’t be able to skate full on today. Maybe a seperated shoulder and bruised ribs, but it they were broken would def be out and not able to practice. Either way I’m hopeful but not expecting him to be in the lineup. I don’t like thinking what if on anything, gets us all caught up in what if scenarios when we should be thinking about things at hand.

There are two coyotes inside every fan, a good one and a bad one, so which coyote do you feed?
TOSS THE SNAKE, TOSS THE SNAKE!

by MPallen23 on Apr 27, 2010 4:07 PM MST reply actions  

Doan or no Doan doesn't matter

We are a Pack. We play like a pack. We score like a pack. We defend like a pack. We will win like a pack. Time for a Redwing BBQ. Lets go Coyotes

by GalenYote on Apr 27, 2010 4:38 PM MST reply actions  

Ah, Herb Brooks! Classic! Detroit is almost the Big Red Machine, right? Hee hee.

Go Coyotes!!! Beat the Red Wings!

by SongBird on Apr 27, 2010 4:44 PM MST reply actions  

Fuck Detroit!

Well put.

This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.

by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 27, 2010 4:53 PM MST reply actions  

FUCK DETROIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LETS GO YOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I’m going back to cheering for Alcohol after this)

Also, why are all the overlords from other blogs are becoming overlords on this blog (first PPP, now Brad)?

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Apr 27, 2010 5:10 PM MST reply actions  

Because

We are the best thing thats happened this season. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend, everyone hates detroit, so everyone likes us lol.

There are two coyotes inside every fan, a good one and a bad one, so which coyote do you feed?
TOSS THE SNAKE, TOSS THE SNAKE!

by MPallen23 on Apr 27, 2010 5:12 PM MST up reply actions  

Does that mean Tomorrow the blog will feature all overlords from every blog that’s not the Wings Blog?

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Apr 27, 2010 5:20 PM MST up reply actions  

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