Last Night
Admins, please feel free to delete this post since it is off topic, but please do not punish my account
I felt the need to make this post because I engaged in something that may have worried or disturbed the other commenters.
So last night I made a comment saying, "I will take a shot for every goal, either team" thinking it was going to be a low scoring game.
Well there was one goal in the first period, but I had to wait until the second period so I could be at my friend's place and not my dorm room.
So I get there and immediately down a shot. Then I was like, "well i guess I'll take another since nothing much is happening." Down goes another shot.
Long story short, I did about 7 or 8 shots within 20 minutes. This may not be a big deal to some, but a huge deal for a girl of my size. I was seriously fucked up. I was trying to tell you guys either a) I couldn't feel my body or b) JHdjskfhasge;fejfsfjlklfdsh (god dammit not another shot)
Before the third period ended, apparently I kept screaming at my friends, "TOO DRUNK! GO HOME!" over and over, and whenever they tried to reason with me I screamed at them, "TOO DRUNK! GO HOME PLEASE!!" So my really good friend made sure I got back to my dorm safely.
And apparently, whenever we passed any people I would tell them, "Don't get as drunk as me.....THAT'S BAD!!"
But..... I DID NOT PUKE LAST NIGHT!!!! I REPEAT I DID. NOT. PUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (this is a miracle)
~ Carnie,
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Will you marry me?
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 17, 2010 7:13 AM MST reply actions
Will you lower your standards for a Wings fan?
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life... so lets get wasted all the time and have the time of our lives!
probably not
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Apr 18, 2010 8:58 AM MST up reply actions
You’re probably right. I’ve been turning women gay since 1991
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life... so lets get wasted all the time and have the time of our lives!
you should see my luck with women, probably 100x worse than yours
Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Apr 18, 2010 5:43 PM MST up reply actions
Those are the only standards you CAN have for a Wings fan, are lowered ones.
So what are the chances for an Avalanche vs. Sabres finals, eh?
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by UZ on Apr 21, 2010 4:49 AM MST up reply actions
haha u so funny
took you 4 whopping days to come up with that?
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life... so lets get wasted all the time and have the time of our lives!
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and as Travis would say…“I’ll allow it.”
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hahaha Good to know you survived! I did the same thing during the Pats/Panthers Super Bowl. Consistent drinking + a huge surge of shotgunned beers = Da-RUNK.
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