The Adopt the Coyotes Letters - St Louis Blues Edition
by Travis Hair on Apr 11, 2010 8:00 PM MST
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Dear St. Louis Blues Fans:
I'll make my case for you adopting the Coyotes as neat and sussinct as possible. In fact here's the one reason you should root for us.
Fuck Detroit.
Sincerely,
Travis Hair
Coyotes Fan Representative
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Can't argue with logic.
Go….Yotes.
I at least enjoyed Tyson Nash’s time as a Blue. So you’ve got that going for you, which is nice. And you know about the old nine of hearts. So there’s something there.
And fuck Detroit.
www.stlouisgametime.com
That second one previously said “No” I figured someone was just having issues as it was getting votes and changed it :P
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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.
by Travis Hair on Apr 11, 2010 10:35 PM MST up reply actions
Who is the person who selected option B?
My money is on a Detroit fan who wants to make a statement, yet can’t figure out how to make all those letters on the keyboard into something intelligent and readable.
I agree with Brad, and I was planning on adopting the Yotes anyway, but this will make it even more awesome when you eliminate the hell out of them in round 1. I need to find my dad’s Peyote Coyote sweater somewhere… maybe it’ll bring some good luck. No clue why he has one, but it’s finally coming in handy.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
I don't know.
Whoever it is is going to get hurt should I ever find them.
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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.
Actually
Now it doesn’t matter.
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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.
Well played, sir.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
You had me at “Fuck Detroit”
No beer and no TV make Homer...something something.
by Poor College Student on Apr 11, 2010 9:18 PM MST reply actions
UMM Okay
So yea fuck detroit lol. I swear to god if they get that Octopuss in the Arena I"m gonna rip them a new one. If they do I’m headed to detroit to throw a rattlesnake on the bench or a bag of flaming coyote shit. I hope the fans here can bring their game face when Wed hits!
There are two coyotes inside every fan, a good one and a bad one, so which coyote do you feed?
Gotta risk it to get the biscuit!
Rattlesnake wins every time
I’m in. Man I hate the heat though, make sure the air conditioning is turned up
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
WIll they rise from the ashes?
I’ve always liked the Valley of The Sun. I’m in.
FUCK Detroit.
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
Don't forget a fella who used to play for the 'Yotes, just hung up the 'Note, too.
Dedicate this particular fucking of Detroit to Walt’s teeth and you shall go far.
Oh for sure.
Those reasons are all great. I just figured this was really the only one we needed ;-)
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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.
by Travis Hair on Apr 11, 2010 11:30 PM MST up reply actions
St.L connection
Walt used to play in Pheonix, just finished the season in stl.
Stempniak used to play in stl, is finishing the season in pheonix.
Panger previously broadcast in pheonix, now broadcasts in stl.
Nash used to play for stl, now broadcasts for pheonix.
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
When I first started to like hockey,
I was living up around the Cheboygan, MI, (not to be confused with Sheboygan, WI). This was in the early 90’s.
I was surrounded by Leafs fans and Wings fans. So what choice sis I have?
I became a Habs fan just because. But now that I’m in Raleigh and we have the Canes (you know the guys that spotted the Bruins 3 goals on OUR PP and yet they still made it 3 to 2 at the end of the 2nd Period?) I am a Canes Fan.
But alas, no joy in the RDU area now. But my 2nd favorite team, the Yotes are in and GO YOTES!
All "Real Men" have one name in common: "Daddy"
Travis, you are a man after our hearts, sir.
And you won them just about at the same time the pairings became finalized.
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
I'll let you guys adopt this for your series
Hawks Fan, and a damn good motto!
"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 12, 2010 4:09 PM MST reply actions
That is epic
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
Checking your site
Seems like most, nay, ALL Blue fans want SCUM and the Hawks to get destroyed, or have the building implode if were to play each other in a series.
So that is a hell of a comment!
"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2010 3:42 AM MST up reply actions
it’s pretty sad when you have to try to adopt fans from other teams because you don’t have enough yourself.
I notice the photo of Holstrom is gone. I wanted to ask…who exactly is Holstrom? I assume you meant Holmstrom…and uh, he’s a lefty – that stick poking the goalie was a right-handed stick (the defenseman’s). So…good job.
by PaulinMiamiBeach on Apr 13, 2010 8:20 AM MST reply actions
Dude, we’ve been chatting around the rest of the site, but I hadn’t seen this. Travis has done this series for every team eliminated and it has absolutely nothing to do with not having enough fans ourselves. We’re just offering the fans of those teams that will not be playing playoff hockey a reason to get behind the Coyotes and have a more enjoyable post-season experience. I’m sorry that you in Hockeytown are so set in your fandom and universal hatred by the other 29 fanbases that nobody will be rooting for your team the rest of the way…
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(Oh, and go Philly teams as well!)
by Jordan Ellel on Apr 13, 2010 10:52 AM MST up reply actions
As an outsider, I shouldn't be doing this, but . . . oh, what the hell:
St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
Nice…I’ll need to keep that handy. Paul’s been fine, we’ve been chatting in other threads…just had missed this earlier…
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(Oh, and go Philly teams as well!)
by Jordan Ellel on Apr 13, 2010 2:32 PM MST up reply actions
adopted coyotes
made coyote v red wings playoff trivia as seen from st. louis on game time
always hard to tell how easy it is for my non home team so if any yotes fan take a shot, let me know
as a side note, the ballot confused me i tried to fuck detroit but instead seleceted fuck detroit, so be aware there is a statistical error now. sorry
FUCK DETROIT oops i mean FUCK DETROIT
A strong anvil fears no hammer
by Childhood Trauma on Apr 14, 2010 11:18 AM MST reply actions
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