The Adopt the Coyotes Letters - Edmonton Oilers Edition
Phoenix Coyotes Fans
Jobing.com Arena
Glendale, AZ
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Edmonton Oilers Fans
Rexall Place
Edmonton, AB
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Dear Edmonton Oilers Fans:
It is with a heavy heart that I write this letter to you today. I know it hasn't been easy for you lot this season. What with players getting hurt all year and your team not performing as well as you had hoped. Even with some quality players it just didn't work out. Now you've been mathematically eliminated from the playoffs with a league low 49 points as of this writing, your season is pretty much over. In fact in speaking with some of your fans and reading your posts you gave up on this season some time ago. That's never a fun feeling. We Coyote fans have been there many times. It's not a fun feeling watching your season slip away from you. But that sadness isn't why i'm writing to you today. No, I want to invite you back to watching and enjoying hockey again. And to do so watching the Phoenix Coyotes both for the rest of the season and into the Playoffs.
After the Jump I'll give you some reasons why this could be a good fit...
Let me outline just some of the reasons that you might want to make the Coyotes your team this postseason. These aren't meant to make fun but are real bonding reasons why we can make this work.
- We hate Chris Pronger. Yep. We really do. Not nearly as much as I get the feeling you do, but still it's some common ground. It may not have much to do with the rest of the season since he's been banished to Philadelphia, but its a starting place for us to get to know each other. We booed him every time he touched the ice here in Phoenix.
- We understand the frustration with Nikolai Khabibulin. There he signed a silly contract and promptly got hurt. Here just wanted a big payday and when we said no he bolted. He's a decent guy, but just disappointing in a lot of ways. We understand.
- We get how absolutely infuriating inept ownership and management is. I mean look at our team. Up until recently this place was a friggin gong show. When Mike Barnett ran things we just couldn't get anything right. Our contracts were all insanely dumb. We had terrible players locked into terrible deals and no one knew what the hell they were doing. But with that also comes hope. Someone had the good sense to bring in Don Maloney and slowly things began to change. Those bad players and contracts got sent off. We started drafting better and developing players. We stopped signing over the hill players that just weren't cutting it anymore. Things got better. So we're a picture of what your team could be when Tambellini gets canned.
- We both hate the Flames. You hate them because they're your neighbors. We hate them because they're jerks. Well, to be fair you probably hate them because they're jerks too. We want them out of the playoffs, but we have extra motivation to do so. See we have the Flames first round pick so the harder they fall the more we benefit. There's a reason beyond hate to cheer for the demise of the Flames.
- Shane Doan is a great Canadian. He was robbed not being on the Olympic team, but that's alright. He's a great leader and has led Team Canada in the past. He's really easy to like and you already know him!
Editors Note: The Adopt the Coyotes Letters will be a feature here through the end of the season. In each letter we'll reach out to the fans of those teams that have been mathematically eliminated from the playoff hunt and graciously, in the spirit of friendship, invite them to adopt the Coyotes as their playoff team this year. These are not meant to taunt teams or to be mean, but really are to invite those fans to join the cause, if only temporarily.
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I personally am going with the Kings: Greene, Smyth, and Stoll were all great Oilers and I know I’m not alone in wanting Smytty especially to have success. Add to them Kopitar, Doughty, Simmonds, Handzus, Frolov, and even Jack Johnson: a nice mix of guys I’ve followed and admired for quite some time. I’m happy on the hockey side for the Yotes, but can’t really get behind “the League’s team.”
Fair enough.
Could you if the league finally sold the team in the near future?
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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.
Another argument in favour of the Coyotes: while the franchise has only won two playoff series since entering the NHL in 1979, both were against Calgary. Anyone who has a winning record against the Flames in the playoffs (which is actually everyone they’ve played but Vancouver and St. Louis — seriously, look it up) is okay by me.
I actually don’t know who to go with. LA has all the ex-Oilers, Chicago has the entertainment value, and Phoenix is…well, a phoenix. The whole rising-from-the-ashes bit has to be one of the best stories in pro sports that no one knows a fucking thing about. The fans who stuck it out deserve to be rewarded.
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We’re holding out hopes that our reward involves a large silver chalice (approximate height of 89.54 centimeters (35.25 inches) and weighs 15.5 kilograms (34.5 lb / 2 st 6½ lb)…but seriously, a playoff series win would be pretty sweet. We’ll also accept cash, though…
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(Oh, and go Philly teams as well!)
by Jordan Ellel on Mar 15, 2010 10:59 AM MST up reply actions
I’ve got $20 in my wallet. Will that be enough for minority ownership? ;)
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Throw in a couple of the old 3rd jersey’s and we’ll make it a deal
Btw Minority owners are responsible for cleaning the 200 level toilets…:P
Supporting my teams from 6000 miles away!
HOWL! LETS GO COYOTES!!
BURN! GO FLAMES GO!!
Let me guess: you use the old thirds to clean the toilets?
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coytotes playoffs
Mathematically, 17 points needed. Realistically, 91 points made the West Playoffs last season. I think this year it will be 94-95. Just 3 more wins, Coyotes fans! Although you laid an egg against my Blues the first game back from Olympic Break (thank you), you have been one of the success stories.
I think Bettmann is an idiot but even a stopped clock is right twice a day, and he was right about Phoenix. It is too big a city and too big a market not to have a team. Of course, if you can’t ever find owners a move might HAVE to happen some day, but Balsillie is not the owner and Hamilton is not the city
Thanks!
Hopefully we won’t have to write one of these letter to you guys this year. Need to pick up the pace a bit though.
I also agree that Bettman has a lot of flaws but in this case I’m all for him.
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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.
by Travis Hair on Mar 15, 2010 12:06 PM MST up reply actions
We both hate the Flames. You hate them because they’re your neighbors. We hate them because they’re jerks. Well, to be fair you probably hate them because they’re jerks too. We want them out of the playoffs, but we have extra motivation to do so. See we have the Flames first round pick so the harder they fall the more we benefit. There’s a reason beyond hate to cheer for the demise of the Flames.
…cough cough…
…Sorry Travis…
Supporting my teams from 6000 miles away!
HOWL! LETS GO COYOTES!!
BURN! GO FLAMES GO!!
P.S I’m liking the ‘adopt the coyotes’ idea!
Supporting my teams from 6000 miles away!
HOWL! LETS GO COYOTES!!
BURN! GO FLAMES GO!!
Thanks!
I’m hoping this gets fans from other teams on the band wagon. We’ll see what happens.
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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.
by Travis Hair on Mar 15, 2010 12:19 PM MST up reply actions
PSST!
We’re trying to sell them on this guy!
Besides, I’m alright with rooting or two teams, but the needs of the Yotes outweigh the needs of the Flames ;-)
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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.
by Travis Hair on Mar 15, 2010 12:18 PM MST up reply actions
Oh come on, you might as well, oil kids.
You’re already rockin’ the paper bags. We won’t tell.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 15, 2010 4:42 PM MST reply actions
Its nice to be
the adopted rather than adopting this year LOL
a lot less angst… tying my broken heart to the fates of the Caps n Canes last season, just to make hockey last a little bit longer. (I wonder if its the C that reminded me of my own team?)
Adoption is the way to go… it doesn’t make not goin to the dance any less painful but it gives you something more to do than cry in yer beer. (or in my case, watering my Dr. Pepper)
Takin over the NHL, 1 blocked shot at a time... Go Z!

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