Bryzilicious

Now, I'm not sure if I'm breaking plagiarism laws here, but I gave it a go. Also...I am NOT a rapper or an amazing lyricist by any means, but it was kinda fun to come up with randomness to describe Bryz (when he's on...) it is based on Fergilicious and if you can get it to fit to the tune, then great. I did cut out two stupidly repeated verses because I got bored.

Bryzilicious --- From Fergie’s Fergilicious

Listen up y’all, ‘cause this is it

The goalie in the net is oh so vicious

Bryzilicious definition goalie for the Yotes

They want to get it past him, but they find he’s in the zone

You can try to get it by him

 But you’ll find it in his glove

Covered up or kicked out, no goal for you

Bryzilicious (oh he’s vicious)

He ain’t no drama king

Less you get it in his net

But that ain’t gonna happen.

He stares you down (outta the crease)

Eyes on the puck

They’ll be linin’ up their shot just to see it blocked

So vicious (eyes on the puck)

So vicious (blockin’ that shot)

So vicious (you betta step back)

He’s Bryzilicious (a-a-a-ama-zing goalie)

Bryzilicious def-

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Bryzilicious definition goalie for the Yotes

They claimed him off from waivers

From the pond in Anaheim

He’s the Bry to the z, gala to the ov

And ain’t no other goalie stops the puck like him

He’s Briyzilicious (so vicious)

His goal tending is vicious

He’ll be keeping to the posts with eyes on the puck

He will not duck (ooh)

Or jump out of the way

He’ll be linin’ up the shots just to make that save

So vicious (eyes on the puck)

So vicious (blockin’ that shot)

So vicious (you betta step back)

He’s Bryzilicious (a-a-a-ama-zing goalie)

Do ya, do ya, do ya,

Really want to score?

Boy betta realize

That ain’t gonne happen

He’ll shut you down, down

Betta go back home

Practice a lil more

Too bad, no score

Vi to the cious Bryz you know you’re vicious, vicious

Byr to the z to the l, i, c, i, o, u, s stop it Bryzee

Anytime he turns around they’re gathered on his crease looking for a shot, to get it past his stick

Take a look from where he stands they ain’t gettin’ round

That puck ain’t goin’ nowhere except as rebound

All we’re sayin’ is don’t put him down

Bryz’s got the eye and they say…

He’s Briyzilicious (so vicious)

His goal tending is vicious

He’ll be keeping to the posts with eyes on the puck

He will not duck (ooh)

Or jump out of the way

He’ll be linin’ up the shots just to make that save

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